Monthly Archives: February 2012

Raw video from the campaign trail

Posted on February 29, 2012 by John L.

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Jonny Regains Top Spot Amid Allegations of Baby Pandering

Posted on February 27, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Same Day Shipping candidate Jonny regained his lead in the polls late Friday and has held on to the top spot through the weekend amid heavy voting. Jonny’s resurgence following a two-day leave of absence to attend the birth … Continue reading →

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Jonny’s Youngest Voter

Posted on February 23, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Jonny returned to the campaign trail yesterday with important news–the long awaited birth of his son, Tucker Owen Guinn. Jonny had suspended his campaign to attend the birth of his son, who was born February 21. Both baby and … Continue reading →

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Boss’ Daughter Casts Vote for… Patrick?

Posted on February 23, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Kaylee Curry, 11, admitted to her father today that she had cast her vote for It’s Time To… party candidate Patrick. What makes this story newsworthy is that Kaylee’s dad is company president and incumbent candidate Gabriel. According to … Continue reading →

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Savings Sheriff Party Surges

Posted on February 21, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Voters all across HUB nation awoke today to the news that Samuel had overtaken Jonny for the top spot in the polls. The Savings Sheriff party candidate managed to eke out a razor-thin lead sometime Monday evening. How long … Continue reading →

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‘That’s right, Shawn!’

Posted on February 20, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–HUB TV broadcast journalist Jeanenne remembers the day she got the call inviting her to join Shawn as co-anchor for the network’s special election coverage of the President of You’re the Boss. “I was so nervous,” Jeanenne recalls. “It … Continue reading →

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Candidates Respond to Primaries

Posted on February 16, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Last week’s decision by the board of elections to divide the election season into primaries was universally praised by the candidates. “I couldn’t be happier that my voters won’t have to wait until July to collect some prizes,” intoned … Continue reading →

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Dustup over ‘candy’ promise

Posted on February 15, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Savings Sheriff party candidate took aim today at one of his opponents in the race for the White Box by calling into question one of her campaign promises. “In her stump speech, Leigh promises to put a ‘small bag … Continue reading →

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Same Day Shipping Candidate Decries Media Bias

Posted on February 13, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Jonny accused the media of portraying him in a negative light today following the release of his stump speech on the Election Central Meet the Candidates program that aired as HUB Industrial Supply’s Monday Morn ing Minute. The candidate … Continue reading →

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Baby-Kissing Sheriff Looking for Votes

Posted on February 13, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Shake a lot of hands. Kiss a few babies. That’s life on the campaign trail for our candidates. Here’s Savings Sheriff Sam doing his best to play to his constituents.

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