LAKE CITY–A new box is headed to a shipping dock near you featuring the graphical likeness of President-elect Jonny. The Same Day Shipping party scored a final victory last night when voting ended at 8:00 p.m. EST.
“3,281 votes shows a definite plurality of support for Jonny,” said deputy supervisor of elections Marga. “We will be certifying the vote without prejudice showing Jonny is the new president-elect this afternoon. Winners of the grand prize drawing will be announced by the President-elect on Monday’s Monday Morning Minute broadcast.”
A link to the broadcast will become available on this website at that time as well.
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UPDATE: The list of Grand Prize Drawing winners is as follows:
PRIZE | |
Kent Woodward | Jumbo Helicopter |
Willie Perez | Jumbo Helicopter |
Patti Wood | Jumbo Helicopter |
Carrie Gainor | Jumbo Helicopter |
Suzanne Davis | Beats by Dr. Dre Headphones |
Roy Travino | New Apple iPad |