Monthly Archives: March 2012

Baby News Brightens Prospects for Lagging Candidate

Posted on March 30, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–#1 On the Street candidate Kurt has had some difficulty lately at campaign events because he can’t seem to repress the silly grin that seems incongruent with the seriousness of his situation. The candidate has consistently occupied the bottom … Continue reading →

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Specialist Party Message Begins to Resonate

Posted on March 21, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–It may have taken a little time for Leigh to get her engine running, but the Specialist Party candidate lately has been firing on all cylinders. After a slow slog in fourth place through most of the Super Thursday … Continue reading →

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Massey, Sanders, VanDeveer Win in Primary

Posted on March 19, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–The winners of the first of several prize drawings in the You’re the Boss Election were announced today on HUB TV’s Monday Morning Minute broadcast. The winners chosen at random among all eligible votes cast in the Super Thursday … Continue reading →

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Super Thursday Primary Ends with Few Surprises

Posted on March 15, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Super Thursday primary season ended Thursday promptly at 5:00 p.m. EST. The winner of the primary–to no one’s surprise– was Same Day Shipping party candidate Jonny. The vote tallies, including percentages and total number of votes received by the … Continue reading →

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Jonny Widens Lead in Final Days of Super Thursday

Posted on March 13, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Same Day Shipping candidate Jonny increased his lead over his closest competitor to a comfortable six percentage points in the waning days of the first primary segment of HUB’s election for president of You’re the Boss. The Jonny machine … Continue reading →

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(UPDATED) New Election Central Broadcast to Air Monday

Posted on March 8, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–HUB TV has scheduled a campaign update that will air in the Monday Morning Minute slot on March 12. The broadcast, hosted by veteran anchors Shawn and Jeanenne, will bring us up to date on the leading campaigns with … Continue reading →

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Its Time To… Have a Foal!

Posted on March 6, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Patrick may be treading water in the polls, but he’s been floating on a cloud nevertheless since he welcomed a newborn horse into his family. As fate would have it, the long-awaited birth happened just after the It’s Time … Continue reading →

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Baby Vote Scandal Debunked

Posted on March 2, 2012 by Ken L.

(Editorial by Ken L)–Same Day Shipping party candidate Jonny may not be getting much sleep with a new baby in the house, but his integrity is fresh as a daisy now that allegations of selling access to his newborn in … Continue reading →

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