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Candidate Shaves Beard, Pulls an Anti-Lincoln

Posted on April 24, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Abraham Lincoln famously grew his beard at the suggestion of a young girl who wrote him a letter.  Whatever it Takes party candidate Ross has taken the opposite approach to try to enliven his prospects at the polls. The … Continue reading →

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Baby News Brightens Prospects for Lagging Candidate

Posted on March 30, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–#1 On the Street candidate Kurt has had some difficulty lately at campaign events because he can’t seem to repress the silly grin that seems incongruent with the seriousness of his situation. The candidate has consistently occupied the bottom … Continue reading →

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Candidates Respond to Primaries

Posted on February 16, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Last week’s decision by the board of elections to divide the election season into primaries was universally praised by the candidates. “I couldn’t be happier that my voters won’t have to wait until July to collect some prizes,” intoned … Continue reading →

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‘You’re the Boss’ Campaign Kicks Off with No Mud, No Scandal

Posted on February 2, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY, FL– Campaign season at HUB Industrial kicked off today with a surprising lack of controversy. The nine contenders for the presidency of You’re the Boss all shook hands and promised a fair fight. How long they will keep … Continue reading →

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