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Jonny! Jonny! Jonny! –updated

Posted on June 29, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–A new box is headed to a shipping dock near you featuring the graphical likeness of President-elect Jonny. The Same Day Shipping party scored a final victory last night when voting ended at 8:00 p.m. EST. “3,281 votes shows … Continue reading →

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Same Day Shipping Prevails In Close Primary

Posted on June 1, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Early results from the recently concluded You’re the Boss Caucus show Jonny’s Same Day Shipping Party the victor by a slight margin. Specialist Party candidate Leigh continued to build support throughout the month of this caucus segment but ultimately … Continue reading →

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Brautigan Big Winner in Prize Drawing

Posted on May 7, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Winners of the prize drawing from last week’s Fabulous Monday primary were announced today by HUB official Stuart Johnson on the Election Central broadcast. The winners of the five prizes, drawn from all the eligible voters from the primary … Continue reading →

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Jonny Coasts to Primary Win; Leigh Becomes Threat

Posted on May 3, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Same Day Shipping party candidate Jonny racked up another win in the recent Fabulous Monday Primary, giving him the strategic edge in the race to the White Box. Jonny’s final tally of 32% of the vote was a slight … Continue reading →

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Specialist Party Message Begins to Resonate

Posted on March 21, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–It may have taken a little time for Leigh to get her engine running, but the Specialist Party candidate lately has been firing on all cylinders. After a slow slog in fourth place through most of the Super Thursday … Continue reading →

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Super Thursday Primary Ends with Few Surprises

Posted on March 15, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Super Thursday primary season ended Thursday promptly at 5:00 p.m. EST. The winner of the primary–to no one’s surprise– was Same Day Shipping party candidate Jonny. The vote tallies, including percentages and total number of votes received by the … Continue reading →

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Jonny Widens Lead in Final Days of Super Thursday

Posted on March 13, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Same Day Shipping candidate Jonny increased his lead over his closest competitor to a comfortable six percentage points in the waning days of the first primary segment of HUB’s election for president of You’re the Boss. The Jonny machine … Continue reading →

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Baby Vote Scandal Debunked

Posted on March 2, 2012 by Ken L.

(Editorial by Ken L)–Same Day Shipping party candidate Jonny may not be getting much sleep with a new baby in the house, but his integrity is fresh as a daisy now that allegations of selling access to his newborn in … Continue reading →

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Jonny Regains Top Spot Amid Allegations of Baby Pandering

Posted on February 27, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Same Day Shipping candidate Jonny regained his lead in the polls late Friday and has held on to the top spot through the weekend amid heavy voting. Jonny’s resurgence following a two-day leave of absence to attend the birth … Continue reading →

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Jonny’s Youngest Voter

Posted on February 23, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Jonny returned to the campaign trail yesterday with important news–the long awaited birth of his son, Tucker Owen Guinn. Jonny had suspended his campaign to attend the birth of his son, who was born February 21. Both baby and … Continue reading →

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