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Savings Sheriff Party Surges

Posted on February 21, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Voters all across HUB nation awoke today to the news that Samuel had overtaken Jonny for the top spot in the polls. The Savings Sheriff party candidate managed to eke out a razor-thin lead sometime Monday evening. How long … Continue reading →

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Candidates Respond to Primaries

Posted on February 16, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Last week’s decision by the board of elections to divide the election season into primaries was universally praised by the candidates. “I couldn’t be happier that my voters won’t have to wait until July to collect some prizes,” intoned … Continue reading →

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Same Day Shipping Candidate Decries Media Bias

Posted on February 13, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Jonny accused the media of portraying him in a negative light today following the release of his stump speech on the Election Central Meet the Candidates program that aired as HUB Industrial Supply’s Monday Morn ing Minute. The candidate … Continue reading →

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‘You’re the Boss’ Campaign Kicks Off with No Mud, No Scandal

Posted on February 2, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY, FL– Campaign season at HUB Industrial kicked off today with a surprising lack of controversy. The nine contenders for the presidency of You’re the Boss all shook hands and promised a fair fight. How long they will keep … Continue reading →

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