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Jonny! Jonny! Jonny! –updated
LAKE CITY–A new box is headed to a shipping dock near you featuring the graphical likeness of President-elect Jonny. The Same Day Shipping party scored a final victory last night when voting ended at 8:00 p.m. EST. “3,281 votes shows … Continue reading
Posted in Candidate News, General Campaign News, Jonny
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Six Winners in Caucus Drawing
LAKE CITY–High-ranking HUB official Stuart Johnson declared the official winners today of the prize drawing to commemorate the end of the You’re the Boss Caucus. The winners, shown in the accompanying table, are the latest to profit from HUB’s election … Continue reading
Posted in General Campaign News
Tagged HUB Industrial Supply, Vote4HUB, You're the Boss
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Same Day Shipping Prevails In Close Primary
LAKE CITY–Early results from the recently concluded You’re the Boss Caucus show Jonny’s Same Day Shipping Party the victor by a slight margin. Specialist Party candidate Leigh continued to build support throughout the month of this caucus segment but ultimately … Continue reading
Posted in General Campaign News, Jonny, Leigh
Tagged HUB Industrial Supply, Vote4HUB, You're the Boss
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Brothers Strive to Keep Blood and Politics Separate
SOUTHERN COLUMBIA COUNTY, FL–The ranch style house where candidates John and Bennett grew up is still occupied by their parents. Memories of their childhood are everywhere. The sycamore tree that Bennett so loved to climb is a little older and … Continue reading
Brautigan Big Winner in Prize Drawing
LAKE CITY–Winners of the prize drawing from last week’s Fabulous Monday primary were announced today by HUB official Stuart Johnson on the Election Central broadcast. The winners of the five prizes, drawn from all the eligible voters from the primary … Continue reading
Posted in Bennett, Gabriel, General Campaign News, Jonny, Samuel
Tagged Fabulous Monday, President of You're the Boss, You're the Boss
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Jonny Coasts to Primary Win; Leigh Becomes Threat
LAKE CITY–Same Day Shipping party candidate Jonny racked up another win in the recent Fabulous Monday Primary, giving him the strategic edge in the race to the White Box. Jonny’s final tally of 32% of the vote was a slight … Continue reading
Posted in Gabriel, General Campaign News, Jonny, Leigh, Samuel
Tagged Fabulous Monday, President of You're the Boss, You're the Boss
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UPDATED–‘Focus on HUB Nation’ Debuts Monday
LAKE CITY–A new politics-based talk program is set to debut on HUB TV on Monday, according to the HUB TV network. The show, titled “Focus on HUB Nation,” will feature pundits from various sides of the political spectrum giving their … Continue reading
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Candidate Shaves Beard, Pulls an Anti-Lincoln
LAKE CITY–Abraham Lincoln famously grew his beard at the suggestion of a young girl who wrote him a letter. Whatever it Takes party candidate Ross has taken the opposite approach to try to enliven his prospects at the polls. The … Continue reading
Baby News Brightens Prospects for Lagging Candidate
LAKE CITY–#1 On the Street candidate Kurt has had some difficulty lately at campaign events because he can’t seem to repress the silly grin that seems incongruent with the seriousness of his situation. The candidate has consistently occupied the bottom … Continue reading
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Specialist Party Message Begins to Resonate
LAKE CITY–It may have taken a little time for Leigh to get her engine running, but the Specialist Party candidate lately has been firing on all cylinders. After a slow slog in fourth place through most of the Super Thursday … Continue reading
Posted in Jonny, Leigh
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