Monthly Archives: June 2012

Jonny! Jonny! Jonny! –updated

Posted on June 29, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–A new box is headed to a shipping dock near you featuring the graphical likeness of President-elect Jonny. The Same Day Shipping party scored a final victory last night when voting ended at 8:00 p.m. EST. “3,281 votes shows … Continue reading →

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Six Winners in Caucus Drawing

Posted on June 4, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–High-ranking HUB official Stuart Johnson declared the official winners today of the prize drawing to commemorate the end of the You’re the Boss Caucus. The winners, shown in the accompanying table, are the latest to profit from HUB’s election … Continue reading →

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Same Day Shipping Prevails In Close Primary

Posted on June 1, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Early results from the recently concluded You’re the Boss Caucus show Jonny’s Same Day Shipping Party the victor by a slight margin. Specialist Party candidate Leigh continued to build support throughout the month of this caucus segment but ultimately … Continue reading →

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