Category Archives: General Campaign News

Jonny! Jonny! Jonny! –updated

Posted on June 29, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–A new box is headed to a shipping dock near you featuring the graphical likeness of President-elect Jonny. The Same Day Shipping party scored a final victory last night when voting ended at 8:00 p.m. EST. “3,281 votes shows … Continue reading →

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Six Winners in Caucus Drawing

Posted on June 4, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–High-ranking HUB official Stuart Johnson declared the official winners today of the prize drawing to commemorate the end of the You’re the Boss Caucus. The winners, shown in the accompanying table, are the latest to profit from HUB’s election … Continue reading →

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Same Day Shipping Prevails In Close Primary

Posted on June 1, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Early results from the recently concluded You’re the Boss Caucus show Jonny’s Same Day Shipping Party the victor by a slight margin. Specialist Party candidate Leigh continued to build support throughout the month of this caucus segment but ultimately … Continue reading →

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Brautigan Big Winner in Prize Drawing

Posted on May 7, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Winners of the prize drawing from last week’s Fabulous Monday primary were announced today by HUB official Stuart Johnson on the Election Central broadcast. The winners of the five prizes, drawn from all the eligible voters from the primary … Continue reading →

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Jonny Coasts to Primary Win; Leigh Becomes Threat

Posted on May 3, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Same Day Shipping party candidate Jonny racked up another win in the recent Fabulous Monday Primary, giving him the strategic edge in the race to the White Box. Jonny’s final tally of 32% of the vote was a slight … Continue reading →

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Massey, Sanders, VanDeveer Win in Primary

Posted on March 19, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–The winners of the first of several prize drawings in the You’re the Boss Election were announced today on HUB TV’s Monday Morning Minute broadcast. The winners chosen at random among all eligible votes cast in the Super Thursday … Continue reading →

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Jonny Widens Lead in Final Days of Super Thursday

Posted on March 13, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Same Day Shipping candidate Jonny increased his lead over his closest competitor to a comfortable six percentage points in the waning days of the first primary segment of HUB’s election for president of You’re the Boss. The Jonny machine … Continue reading →

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(UPDATED) New Election Central Broadcast to Air Monday

Posted on March 8, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–HUB TV has scheduled a campaign update that will air in the Monday Morning Minute slot on March 12. The broadcast, hosted by veteran anchors Shawn and Jeanenne, will bring us up to date on the leading campaigns with … Continue reading →

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‘That’s right, Shawn!’

Posted on February 20, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–HUB TV broadcast journalist Jeanenne remembers the day she got the call inviting her to join Shawn as co-anchor for the network’s special election coverage of the President of You’re the Boss. “I was so nervous,” Jeanenne recalls. “It … Continue reading →

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Candidates Respond to Primaries

Posted on February 16, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Last week’s decision by the board of elections to divide the election season into primaries was universally praised by the candidates. “I couldn’t be happier that my voters won’t have to wait until July to collect some prizes,” intoned … Continue reading →

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