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Brautigan Big Winner in Prize Drawing

Posted on May 7, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Winners of the prize drawing from last week’s Fabulous Monday primary were announced today by HUB official Stuart Johnson on the Election Central broadcast. The winners of the five prizes, drawn from all the eligible voters from the primary … Continue reading →

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Jonny Coasts to Primary Win; Leigh Becomes Threat

Posted on May 3, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Same Day Shipping party candidate Jonny racked up another win in the recent Fabulous Monday Primary, giving him the strategic edge in the race to the White Box. Jonny’s final tally of 32% of the vote was a slight … Continue reading →

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Baby Vote Scandal Debunked

Posted on March 2, 2012 by Ken L.

(Editorial by Ken L)–Same Day Shipping party candidate Jonny may not be getting much sleep with a new baby in the house, but his integrity is fresh as a daisy now that allegations of selling access to his newborn in … Continue reading →

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Jonny Regains Top Spot Amid Allegations of Baby Pandering

Posted on February 27, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Same Day Shipping candidate Jonny regained his lead in the polls late Friday and has held on to the top spot through the weekend amid heavy voting. Jonny’s resurgence following a two-day leave of absence to attend the birth … Continue reading →

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Savings Sheriff Party Surges

Posted on February 21, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Voters all across HUB nation awoke today to the news that Samuel had overtaken Jonny for the top spot in the polls. The Savings Sheriff party candidate managed to eke out a razor-thin lead sometime Monday evening. How long … Continue reading →

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Dustup over ‘candy’ promise

Posted on February 15, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Savings Sheriff party candidate took aim today at one of his opponents in the race for the White Box by calling into question one of her campaign promises. “In her stump speech, Leigh promises to put a ‘small bag … Continue reading →

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Baby-Kissing Sheriff Looking for Votes

Posted on February 13, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Shake a lot of hands. Kiss a few babies. That’s life on the campaign trail for our candidates. Here’s Savings Sheriff Sam doing his best to play to his constituents.

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When did this campaign start, anyway?

Posted on February 8, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY–Just hours into the launch of the campaign to elect the rubber-stamp-like mascot to represent HUB Industrial Supply, questions arose about how long our incumbent candidate has been preparing for this election. The story stems from the discovery of … Continue reading →

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‘You’re the Boss’ Campaign Kicks Off with No Mud, No Scandal

Posted on February 2, 2012 by Ken L.

LAKE CITY, FL– Campaign season at HUB Industrial kicked off today with a surprising lack of controversy. The nine contenders for the presidency of You’re the Boss all shook hands and promised a fair fight. How long they will keep … Continue reading →

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