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Super Thursday Primary Ends with Few Surprises
LAKE CITY–Super Thursday primary season ended Thursday promptly at 5:00 p.m. EST. The winner of the primary–to no one’s surprise– was Same Day Shipping party candidate Jonny. The vote tallies, including percentages and total number of votes received by the … Continue reading
Posted in Bennett, Candidate News, Jonny, Leigh, Patrick
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Jonny Widens Lead in Final Days of Super Thursday
LAKE CITY–Same Day Shipping candidate Jonny increased his lead over his closest competitor to a comfortable six percentage points in the waning days of the first primary segment of HUB’s election for president of You’re the Boss. The Jonny machine … Continue reading
Posted in General Campaign News, Jonny, Leigh, Patrick
Tagged HUB Industrial Supply, Vote4HUB, You're the Boss
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Its Time To… Have a Foal!
LAKE CITY–Patrick may be treading water in the polls, but he’s been floating on a cloud nevertheless since he welcomed a newborn horse into his family. As fate would have it, the long-awaited birth happened just after the It’s Time … Continue reading
Posted in Candidate News, Patrick
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Boss’ Daughter Casts Vote for… Patrick?
LAKE CITY–Kaylee Curry, 11, admitted to her father today that she had cast her vote for It’s Time To… party candidate Patrick. What makes this story newsworthy is that Kaylee’s dad is company president and incumbent candidate Gabriel. According to … Continue reading
Posted in Gabriel, Patrick
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‘You’re the Boss’ Campaign Kicks Off with No Mud, No Scandal
LAKE CITY, FL– Campaign season at HUB Industrial kicked off today with a surprising lack of controversy. The nine contenders for the presidency of You’re the Boss all shook hands and promised a fair fight. How long they will keep … Continue reading
Posted in Bennett, Candidate News, Gabriel, General Campaign News, John, Jonny, Kurt, Leigh, Patrick, Ross, Samuel
Tagged HUB Industrial Supply, Vote4HUB, You're the Boss
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